(Cam) Newton's Laws
I am a die hard Panthers fan. It is great to have a winning season after a few disappointing ones. I can't help but take a bad pun too far sometimes. In my excitement about the season, I will share one I came up with. Cam Newton and Isaac Newton share their last name, so here is a horribly altered version of Newton's Laws rewritten for Cam:
Cam's Laws of Newtonian Physics in Football
- Every drive moves a straight line and continues in a straight line due to the forces applied to it by Cam Newton, DeAngelo Williams, Mike Tolbert, Steve Smith, Brandon LaFell, Greg Olsen, Ted Ginn Jr, and Domenik Hixon.
- The force in a change of possession is proportional to the that which is impressed by Ted Ginn Jr's speedy punt returns and Brad Nortman's strong punts.
- For every opposing drive there is an equal and opposite reaction to the drive by Thomas Davis, Luke Keuchly, Greg Hardy, Captain Munnerlyn, Charles Johnson, and Star Lotulelei.